You sure you want to go in the water?
I mean, don't get me wrong, you're probably safe. Statistically speaking, you're probably more likely to be killed by an air conditioner falling on your head than by a shark attack.
But then again, air conditioners don't prey on our most primal fears the way sharks do. No one is terrified of the invisible, silent air conditioner lurking beneath the murky water. Yah! What's that on my leg! Oh, never mind, it's seaweed.
So anyway, you sure you want to go in the water?